Is a raw, vegan, gluten free granola even possible?

Even we were skeptical when some of our raw, vegan friends started requesting this.  Could we do it?  If so, will it taste good? 

Or should we just shred up some cardboard and call it a day?

Challenge accepted!

SKINNY GENIUS went to work in our kitchen and created a recipe that is so insanely delicious, it might be illegal in 42 states.